groom groom

groom groom

it really is pretty smart to start 
indoctrinating kiddos from a

tiny age, all while being told by
“experts” that you’re “growing them 

up god’s way” / get into their sweet
malleable brains long before they 

fully develop and it’s free sailing for 
a good while and yes this poem is 

snarky and sarcastic but this practice 
is insidious and I absolutely did it

thought it made me a good mom
I played right into their hands

and I’m so glad my kids got out
before I messed them up bad

instead of just messing them up 
a probably-fixable medium amount