nice try though

IQ-secure

there are a lot of ways 
to get under my skin but

telling me that people
will question my intellect

if I use the word "fuck" 
will never be one of them

92/100 copies signed, packaged up, and mailed (along with 552 pieces of handmade art). Whew.

8/100 left if you need one (each book comes with 6 pieces of art).

Signed, 
Little Miss Valedictorian 1994