uptight

uptight

I will never forget 
the uncomfortable 
sensation of always 

having my 
evangelical panties 
in a wad

life without a 
perpetual wedgie 
feels so good

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Hello from Las Vegas, Nevada!

Someone shared this poem from my book, jaded, on Instagram this week, and it reminded me that, yes, it does feel sooooooo good. 

Anyone else enjoying being wedgie-free?