Dear New Mom Who Gave Birth and a Hand Job...

(In the Same Evening)

So earlier this week I told y’all that I’ve been writing Dear Blushing Bride letters to my just-got-evangelically-Christian-married self and that I was going to start sharing them with my paid subscribers.

“Which one do I post first?” I asked myself just now. “Probably one of the milder ones to help us ease into it,” I thought. “That feels safest.”

Or we could just rip the bandaid off from the get-go because WHY NOT?

Dear New Mom Who Gave Birth and a Hand Job In the Same Evening,