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ode to pooping

teeter-tottering 2000

long story short

snow thank you

Advent Stocking of Poem Art

poisoned blankets

Pareto's Principle

heavy

I hate it here

the one that got away

so many tears this morning

my friend crush on Mychal Threets

happy birthday, marla!

from bummer day to meeting...

15 things hanging over my head

constipation

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something's happening

one nation under god

self-pity isn't a great look on me

what makes you FART?

all things considered

hand of god

the patriarchal...

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art as healer

I thought wrong

I'm at the beach

here comes social susie!

why ruin just one day

a good day with bad memories

the shortest marriage that ever lived

no heaping coals from me

maybe I don't want that after all

I owe you one (okay, two)

on terrible christian men

damn it

what AI means for my job

$6 for you, 6¢ for me

Dear Mom and Dad

not a bitch, just ambitchous

for art's sake

we don't like each other's beliefs

when family disowns you

early retirement

I just made the biggest purchase of my life

coming up for air

cover reveal!

the next 105 days

on "monetizing" my divorce

the smallest man who ever lived*

my ex got remarried last week

deep thoughts

on who wears the pants

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the american flag

snail mail from my literary hero

warning: real time rant

my poetry writing process

would we call this...

the good kind of swirling

duh

ten years ago

11:01pm

I long for the day when...

as long as you're celibate

a conversation about death

father knows best

never enough

girls' trip

who does my silence serve?

shit marriage advice

every time I climbed

in-laws/outlaws

marla's monday musings

not cool, Robert Frost

my god and my ex

non-consensual non-monogamy

livin' for the weekend

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god's lackey

a little experiment

a good day in a hard month

did you know?

dusty bibles lead to dirty lives

in over my head(ache)

me & technology

my next project

I-R-O-N-Y

The Artist's Sway (a guest post)

dear enemies and nemeses,

want a free copy of WHOLE on audiobook?

hard

i'm on cloud five

the last triplet has been delivered!

tomorrow is the BIG DAY

paring down my book collection

have you ever

a swirl of feelings

how would you describe your relationship?

when your memoir isn't working

what if I don't want to eat that frog?

there will never be a "good" time to write that book

inconceivable

signed copies of WHOLE

sitting with my sadness

finding community post-church

out of steam

substack's paid tier: thoughts

Q&A

sorry you asked?

ease! that's different lol

how was valentine's day?

good flesh

Uncle Grayson: a tribute

dissonance

may I have your attention (please)?

what you see is what you get

"everyone's a sellout now"

say my name

the inside scoop (as promised)

need a favor?

emotional temperature

baby announcement!

I want YOU on my launch team

book cover goodness

don't make me cry on this plane

go big or go home

weirdo

a peek at my book cover

poem art for the win!

best anti-versary yet

happy anti-versary to me!